ABC's of Eclipse

Annoying

b/c Bella cant decide between Jake and Edward 
and gets a little annoying

Bree Tanner

b/c she told Edward the Volutri knew about Victoria's army 
and did nothing

Camping 

b/c of that awkward camping trip in the mountains

Dakota Fanning

b/c she knows how to act

Eclipse 

b/c Jacob can handle the clouds 
but he can't compete with an Eclipse

Frienemies

b/c it's what the werewolves 
and vampires really are

Graupner 

b/c "G" is always for Graupner

Hostage 

b/c that Hostage stuff is fun

Insidious

b/c it means 

1. operating or proceeding in an 
inconspicuous or seemingly harmless way 
but actually with grave danger

2. Volturi

Jasper Hale

b/c he already told Victoria he could handle that

b/c he's sorry he kept Alice waiting

b/c we learn his story

Kiss, Kick 'n Kill

b/c it's what happens during the battle scene

Leah Clearwater

b/c we feel sorry for her 
b/c of Sam's imprintation 
and b/c she's a wolf

Marriage and Monster

b/c it's what Edward wants and 
Bella's afraid of 
and it's what Bella wants and 
Edward's afraid of

NSYNC

b/c Victoria wants Bella 
Edward wants Victoria 
and Jacob wants Edward
to walk out that door, baby bye, bye, bye

Overprotective fools:
b/c Jasper and Edward are 
both slightly overprotective of 
Alice and Bella

Party

b/c if Bella really loves Alice she'll let 

her throw a graduation party 

and plan her wedding

Quil:

b/c they thought it was weird when 

Quil imprinted on a two year old...

Rachelle

b/c we miss her

Switzerland

b/c it's Team Switzerland 

not Team Jakeward

Team Newborn

b/c by the end we all wanted them to 

kill Bella 

Ultimate Battle scene

b/c in Breaking Dawn they just go 

think at each other

Virgo

b/c Jacob doesn't want any of those 

freaky virgos around

Win-Win-Win

b/c Bella chooses Edward 

leaving Jacob free to imprint 

and making them one big happy family

X-best friends

b/c though they have a rough patch, 

Jacob and Bella do become friends again

Y?
b/c we're wondering y 
you haven't read them yet

Zero

b/c there are zero newborns left